Sunday, 29 April 2012

The fave ex wife starts a blog

And so.. it begins, the late night ramblings of the fave ex wife. A little about myself: A writer trying, like all writers, to develop writing habits that I'll stick to. Also trying not to consume my body weight in chocolate each time I write anything. A runner. A mummy to three delights... or at times two delights and one teenager. My terrible horrible fears and extreme emotional highs will be vomited out here in no particular order. Today I had an inkling that God was bitch slapping me for daring to have a lover. I've only recently become the favourite ex wife. So far I'm uncertain about it but I like how it means I have my kids full time. Its amazing how quickly some marriages dissolve. I'm not married. Thank heavens. Lets see where this blogging leads, lets hope it leads to less nightmares and a little more writing in my life.
Today's secret revelation: I follow a page on facebook just so I can snort derisively every time I see an update from that page on how to efficiently clean my house.